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Japanese Wii Manual


The following images are scans from the Japanese Wii manual? Do the Japanese not understand english pictures! (Comments were not in the manual).

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First, hitting your husband in the face with a Wiimote is not acceptable even if you're pregnant. Do not blame it on your hormones.

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Do not pour half a bottle of orange-flavored tea onto your Wii. Anything less than half is fine.

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The Wii is not a tie.

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Do not attempt to control your heart with the Wiimote.

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Do not imitate that clip of the "smoking woman" with your Wii.

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When the Wii catches a cold, use a hypo-allergenic blanket.

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Do not remove the four leaf clover from your Wii. It is Nintendo's secret to motion sensing.

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Do not unwrap the Wii over your head.

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Do not attempt to produce your own twist-ties for the sensor bar. One is provided for you.

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Test have shown limited success with playing the Wii with your feet. However, you will produce lightning.

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Blu-ray discs will not work in the Wii.

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Do not lay out a Wii for homeless Japanese citizens. They should clean themselves up and get a job like an honorable salaryman.

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Do not forcibly remove Wii discs. There is an ejection mechanism. Jerk.

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Do not attempt to wake up the Wii when it is napping.

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Do not attempt to plug the nunchuk attachment into your foot. Again, lightning.

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Japanese Wii Manual


the comments you put for the pics above were funny but some were insulting to my country (that's japan, the country where nintendo was born, if you people out there are too ignorant to notice!) (in a slightly amusing way)!

I demand an apology!

-- Edited by qwertyuiop at 15:58, 2007-04-17

-- Edited by qwertyuiop at 17:51, 2007-04-17

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Sorry












Qwertyuiop will not be looking down here (hint hint) so:
IM NOT SORRY!!

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AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(in the distance, a car crashes, the nearest ps3 factory explodes, an aero plane crashes into bunsfield oil depot, and explodes, and a keyboard snaps in half, as qwertyuiop vents his anger at JaJaWa's refusal to apologise)

-- Edited by qwertyuiop at 17:56, 2007-04-17

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errr (backs away with starteld expression on his face) and you call me crazy

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Licks the mouse a hopes alll is well in the land of qwertyuiop

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what?

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kek

Zeeky boogy doog!!!!!!!!!

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nice work qwertyuiop! you blew up the ps3 factory!

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Zeeky Whack doo dang!!

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ok ive finished being random and spazzyclueless.gifcrash.gifheadbang.gif

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GOOD!

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what the hell?

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"THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT"


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Hehe

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Spaz o rama!! "¬

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that counts as being random and spazzy dainy

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what in hell

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"THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT"


"I no a cheeky little bloke caled ryan and he likes to make a litlle bet. he looks like a man, he feels like a man and now he wants to smell like a man"

In respect 2 the genius that is Lee Mcqueen (the winner of the apprentice 08) 




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what in heaven?!

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